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king shit

Freeloading off your parents money to buy gasoline + drive while living in their basement + talkin smack on the internet
You guys avoided rent again this year.....and your 29......King Shit!!
by Justboughtacondo February 10, 2022
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Shit boy

A majestic beast that only rises and lurks out of his cave at around 11am. His alarm, a cheerful playground filled with 4 year olds across the road. The laughter of the children makes the beast feel a certain way. He creeps down the passage , and leans around the corner and growls his mating call “ urghhhh “.

Some of you may ask why the highly territorial and viscous animal is called “ shit boy”. It is a tragic villain back story I tell you, but to sum it up quickly, he shat himself on the bus ( how grubby ).

Shit boys hobbies include playing fifa, eating and ripping bitch sized bongs. The terrific specimen also likes to hit his friends. But shit boy is alright
Oh my fuck shit boy why did you break the couch
by Cuck Lord August 24, 2022
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shit-and-run

When someone takes a dump and doesn't flush, leaving the mess for the next unsuspecting bathroom-user to deal with.
"Dude, DO NOT go in there. Someone just did the biggest shit-and-run I've ever seen."
by Giant Labbit December 6, 2009
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Shit Stick

When your fucking her in the ass and you pull out your dick and its covered in shit.
I was fucking Carol in the ass last night and when I was done my dick looked like a shit stick.
by BigGLizzy69 October 29, 2018
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reckless shit

Wild shit to do with ur friends er and cat
WOW that girl is doing reckless shit
by Gisltn April 15, 2017
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Some people are into that shit

An utterly horrible phrase. Implies that people are sexually attracted to something so vile and repulsive that all you can do is shake your head.
sick fuck: im into ntr
me: some people are into that shit
by feliciasneck March 11, 2021
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I Don't Shit

when you're in disbelief of what somebody says and you don't care
"Bro I just pulled that girl"
"And I don't shit mate"
by geraigeraigoon March 9, 2025
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