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Don't SHIT ME

a Wattpad user misspelled 'shoot' and corrected themselves in another comment. it started a chain of 2.5K replies and there number is still rising.

it has started a marriage, then a family but sadly the parents got divorced. a lot has happened.
" SOMEONE SHITT ME"
" SHOOT NOT SHIT. Don't SHIT ME"
by jude_it February 21, 2023
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Waleed shit

Refers to something VERY corny, stupid, and childish
This is the most Waleed shit ever”
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Shit-ton

Not quite as much as a Fuk-ton, but way more than a Shit-load , making it mean a whole hell of a lot.
"Let's go out!"
"Can't, I've got a shit-ton of homework to do by tomorrow...."
by Goddesshottness August 25, 2016
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Shit in the shed

An old saying, expressing great annoyance. Originates from the early 1800s, first used when individuals desperate for the toilet found the only lavatory to be engaged.
I'm already in here, find somewhere else! Shit in the shed!
by J_N_C August 5, 2014
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shitting gummy bears

Being a victim of an unfortunate situation that you haven’t foreseen. Being taken by surprise.
Oh my god, I’m shitting gummy bears, my computer just stopped working as I was doing a livestream for 300 people…
by 5m4r7y April 28, 2022
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You shit me like no other

Out of all the people in the world who give me the shits, you’re No 1.
My mate was on my back like a singlet so I told him,” You shit me like no other.”
by Rob Edgar July 8, 2022
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