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The gud shit

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yo nibba send me the gud shit from last nite
by CheesyOof April 23, 2018
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Shit-Hawk

The action of "swiping" you or someone elses mo-hawk (at least 4 inches in length) vertically, in a downward motion, through the ass crack of another, ideally pants-less, individual. The desired result is a new, undesirable stench on the "shit-hawker's" mo-hawk as well as a startled, awkward, forward thrusting motion from the victim of the "Shit-hawk."
Guy with mo-hawk "That stupid fucker just stole my beer and took his pants off!!"

Other guy: "go Shit-hawk his ass!"

(mo-hawk man takes other guys advice, "shit-hawks" the beer stealing nudist, and retrieves beer and forces the nudist to leave.)
by Placentapede March 27, 2010
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Shit

This shit smells like mama June.I am not eating it
by Old Hero April 1, 2019
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public bathroom shit

a type of shit that is just absolutely disgusting and vile; eg: sprayed diarrhea, really big shits, etc.
tom: dude, i just took a public bathroom shit in there...
ray: oh god thanks for the warning, ill grab the febreze
by goobermacht September 22, 2025
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stab your shit

Stabbing someone in the gut so hard that the object used in said stabbing protrudes out of the victims ass.
That guy in V for Vendetta will stab your shit.
by Jimmy Timebomb February 20, 2013
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Real Nigga Shit

Used after someone does something which they think is great they may say "it's that real nigga shit". This word was created by Josh Tetteh after he got a fresh trim.
by joshtettahrealniggashit December 10, 2024
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shit scene

when you shit yourself and then make a fucking scene about it because you’re booty-assed.
kira made a shit scene in walmart last night! what a fucking dick coin!
by niggletwithstds February 20, 2019
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