Dick

this thing that hangs between guys legs

also someone who is rude and everyone hates them

person 1: hey, what's that between your legs?

person 2: oh, this? that's my dick

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person 1: god, Jason is so rude

person 2: yeah he's a real dick

by wisdompanel October 5, 2021

Scissor Dick

EMS version of a Ketchup Dick. Rescue Randy. ParaGod.

"Don't worry, the scissor dicks are here to save the day!"
"Joe got ROSC the other day. Now, he won't shut up about it.. He's such a scissor dick"

by grimpin1 March 13, 2018

Dick

You your a dick

Me: wow your a dick

by Ass eater 10101 June 7, 2022

Moby Dick

When a guy pisses into a girls asshole and she's doing a hand stand. She then contracts her asshole, squirting the piss back at the man

Yeah me and leah are going to try the moby Dick later

by Candyandy03 April 8, 2021

Dick

Its the ting in yo you ants when your horny you cum o stick it in a hee-haw or you just fucked <3

EAT MY DICK BITCH

by ICANCUMFASTERTHANYOULOSSER January 3, 2022

2nd hand Dick Slap

A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy

John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped

by Blahblahpoop March 13, 2018

Jaih the dick

he's a dick

Jaih: wow my peck look real cool
Another person: suck my dick jaih
(jaih the dick gets roasted)

by evieisthecoolest September 6, 2018