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could you didn't

Another way that hyper-intelligent beings express their want for someone to not do something. future tense version of "could you not"
Classmate: imma ctrl shift qq you!
Me: could you didn't.
mugGet the could you didn'tmug.

YOU

yourelf, yes you your are the one readin this rigth.
by The savoir of A-10 piglets September 26, 2023
mugGet the YOUmug.
either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
mugGet the either you eat bacon, or you are wrongmug.
This common turn of phrase is usually used to mock someone who is injured in a funny way
"Did you hear Chase Garbers broke his wrist while fingering a vagina?"

"You are what you get injured by, and I always knew that Brahmas QB was a pussy"
by Smartest Man in History May 24, 2024
mugGet the You are what you get injured bymug.

xiao you

A really pretty and kind girl. But if she gets angry @#$!& comes out. Loads and loads of vulgarity. Also watch out for your hair if you are a guy.
Wow xiao you is so pretty but don't ever get her mad!
by 46939395b February 7, 2018
mugGet the xiao youmug.

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