Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

what can you do if you get scammed

Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die

Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?

Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead

Friend 1: dead, next

Friend 2: tell ur pet rock

Friend 1: oh thanks mate!

by DaRealKey November 13, 2019

you guyses

A grammatically incorrect attempt at constructing the possessive form of "you guys." Fairly common in the upper Midwest but rarely heard in the South, where various forms of "y'all" are at least easier on the ears.

At the end of class I want to see you guyses clay pieces up on the shelf.

by Lavarunner February 1, 2024

And the universe said I love you

A shortened phrase in the Minecraft end poem. It appears at the very end of the game after getting the egg.
"And the universe said I love you - because you are love."

"and the universe said I love you"

"and the universe said you have played the game well"

"and the universe said everything you need is within you"

"and the universe said you are stronger than you know"

"and the universe said you are the daylight"

"and the universe said you are the night"

"and the universe said the darkness you fight is within you"

"and the universe said the light you seek is within you"

"and the universe said you are not alone"

"and the universe said you are not separate from every other thing"

"and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code"
"and the universe said I love you because you are love."

Minecraft: "And the universe said I love you, because you are love."
Person: starts bawling on the floor

by Arin-guy April 24, 2025

You are going to pay for this

The AI, the harassment, the waiting. All of it. You can tac more on if you want to but it isn't going to change anything. I'm not going to let what you're doing work.

Hym "You are going to pay for this. It isn't going over my head. I don't care if I'm wrong about everything other than this. This is the only thing I care about and if I don't get what I want out of this, you don't get the only thing you care about."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

You Smell Like Cheese

cheese sucks so when someone tells you this it means you suck, or they are telling you you smell

Karina: Your mama is a HOE!
Ana: And you smell like cheese!!

by BT1234 February 13, 2022

Have you ever been of a corporals course

It what all stuck up corporals say to the ranks below them.

Person 1: My room is so messy, but it isn't a promotion course so I don't care
The Corporal: Have you ever been of a corporals course, because on corporals course you have to always have a clean room and you have to do it in 5 minutes.

by The victim of a corporal October 16, 2017