beat me up and called me ugly

Something or someone that is so beautiful that it makes you feel far inferior to that thing or person to the point of being assaulted.

"This dress beat me up and called me ugly"

by Metalpole February 10, 2018

Nice pic Look up the info on my bio, there is a big chance you would love what we do!

Nice pic Look up the info on my bio, there is a big chance you would love what we do!

Nice pic Look up the info on my bio, there is a big chance you would love what we do!

by Mary's February 10, 2018

twea’d up

Turnt up off Twisted Teas. Being completely wasted after drinking cans of Twisted Tea. Derived from “t’d up”.

Brad and the bros were so twea’d up on the lake waiting for some sloots to cruise by so they could yell “show us your knockers’”

by Chad (Brad’s bro) May 5, 2018

chew him up

Colorado DOC slang for...get off his nuts.

Damn this dope is do good i got from that dude.
Chew him up then.

by Gyost February 11, 2018

Spooked Up

When something or some situation is both super spooky and fucked up at the same time. Can be used to describe a situation or as an emotion.

That dog barking right next to the car while we are parked out in the woods at night has got me spooked up my dude.
Or
That house looks pretty spooked up let's not go there.

by Epicpandapants February 12, 2018

Heck-Me-Up Special

The Heck-Me-Up Special is a term used to describe events in which someone or something is completely and utterly destroyed, or “Hecked Up.” A devastating loss for a sports team may be described as a Heck-Me-Up Special. It doesn’t have to be physical destruction or defeat either, for example, if someone’s parents walked in on them masturbating, he or she could be described as having been on the recieving end of a brutal Heck-Me-Up Special. One can not only just revive The Heck-Me-Up Special, but can also dish it out themselves if necessary. Most importantly, the Heck-Me-Up Special is a versatile term and can be used in nearly all situations. When all other words fail, one can simply say, “That right there is the definition of the Heck-Me-Up Special.

On September 11, 2001, the World Trade Centers recieved two heaping helpings of Heck-Me-Up Special.

Guy: Did you hear what happened to Jimmy?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy: I hear he walked in on his dad fucking his grandma
Guy 2: Holy shit
Guy: Yep. Sounds to me like he just received a lethal dose of Heck-Me-Up Special

by Humpanumpa May 6, 2018

Legs up like a snicker

When you put her legs up to eat that pussy like it's a snickers bar.

Her pussy smells like chocolate, I'm gonna put her legs up like a snickers.

by 2fukd4u January 1, 2017