My 6th grade class

My annoying ass class where everyone targeted me for completely no reason and blaming it on me I’m not even being a whiny ass brat it’s true when I was student leader they straight up went crazy and then later a new teacher came AND SHE BELIEVED ALL THEY SAID wow they were such dumbasses OH YEAH AND DID I FORGET TO MENTION EVERYTIME SOMEONE FARTED THEY BLAMED IT ALL ON ME but in seventh grade some became friends after REALIZING THEY WERE WRONG AND NOT ME

Me: my 6th grade class is so annoying
Tiewray: how
Me: straight up targeting me for no reason
Tiewray: skill issue
Me: BITCH SHUT UP *slaps tiewray*
Tiewray: OW
*later in seventh grade*
Christian: guys think about how we were all wrong in this
Devin: fr
Jay: fr tho
Ramel: WADDUP JDMF *daps him up*
Me: yessir

by JDMF December 10, 2023

My dummy boyfriend Luke

my cute caring boyfriend who has a silly fish brain and tickles you until you feel like pissing yourself. I love him

I love my dummy boyfriend luke

by Coley222 December 11, 2023

edgy mc my chemical romance

Another name for Underfell Sans, first used by Science Sans during the au Christmas party.

“Sure thing, edgy mc my chemical romance.”

by Elenad3183 December 11, 2023

In my opinion

An excuse to be a dickhead.

In my opinion, you're kind of an ugly bitch LMAO

by alexxi lexie December 12, 2023

You're the Donkey to my Shrek

This is a kind phrase, that shows a frendship that will last forever. Transend space and time. Simply put, you will be friends forever.

Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023

Bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo

A bunch of retarded mostly valorant shitcans especially this one dude called robbie he sucks(Iron)

me: yoo bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo
them: so your an autistic iron retart thats scream CHICKEN

by uhpink December 14, 2023

cat shat in my sink

expression of gratitude, its crazy actually

this drift car is like my cat shat in my sink, its crasy actually

by bringbackthebars2004 December 14, 2023