Fucks My Shit Up

Whenever something really turn you on, hooks you, intrigues or interests you, that thing "fucks your shit up." Only use for major things, not minor things; i.e., you wouldn't say "Cheetos fuck my shit up" unless they literally feel orgasmic in your mouth. And, yes, this idiom allows sarcasm. *Can be referred to as an acronym, FMSU.

Angelina Jolie fucks my shit up."/"Man, whenever I see a girl in a corset...whew! Fucks my shit up."/"Camaros fuck my shit up. They're so gnarly."/"Deftones. FMSU.

by Feral_Prodigy October 17, 2010

grapler aka spider fuck

this is an alterative or modification of the missionary position say if your girlfriend or wife think that you are boring in the bed.. and that the missionary position is to common or in other words ain't shit. what you do is rest her on her back take both of her legs and put your arms under her thighs, lift her legs up to the point where your both of your hands meet, lock your hands together an do the (JACKHAMMER DRIVE)this alows for better penetration and faster strokes..

by R8D-X March 21, 2003

fuck dick rag tag

its when you are fucking a girl and she is like "look at the moon it makes me horny" and then she tears your dick off and fries it to give as a offering to the Moon Goddess.

Bruh you want to come to the club? Nahh man I got fuck dick rag tagged by muh girl.

by earhead101 September 13, 2014

Nut Fuck Whack Job

"A person with an eccentric personality that has used shit loads of narcotics over their life, resulting in a swiss cheese brain effect that lends itself easily to OCD and other psychiatric disorders. Though irritating at times, they can be quite entertaining to those around them, like watching a drunk party clown wetting themselves."

"That bitch is a total Nut Fuck Whack Job!"

by Badass721 March 10, 2010

FUCK NIGGA DOOKIE JUICE

Fuck nigga dookie juice is the product of a fuck nigga that has diarrhea

jamal was feeling under the weather and took a poo, that nigga made some fuck nigga dookie juice

by SHITSHAFT August 21, 2019

the fuck of your young life

Said to a person under thirty by a much older person, this is said before or after (never during) intercourse as an insult to the younger person's experience.

I'm the fuck of your young life.


She'd be the fuck of your young life.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

pissed smooth the fuck off

Deep-rooted, deeply-seated (black) anger.

Regarding the LeBron James-Gisele Bundchen-Vogue-cover controversy, Jason Whitlock (Columnist for the Kansas City Star and FOXSports) writes:
I can barely keep up with when I'm supposed to be disappointed as opposed to offended as opposed to being pissed smooth the fuck off.

by rahess March 27, 2008