Dick Bitch

When your significant other is being incredibly rude towards you and you don’t want to make them mad

*Girlfriend ignoring partner* their partner: “you’re such a Dick Bitch”

by Clint orus October 16, 2020

National grab dick day

On April 12th, it’s national grab dick day. When you walk by him grab his dick

Just walk by and grab his dick, it’s “national grab dick day”

by BRI lewis April 11, 2019

Lop Dick Ass

Someone who can’t cut it in a team setting.

Someone who requires others to pick up their slack.

Someone who can’t cut it in a team setting.

Jake and his mustache doesn’t want any “Lop Dick Ass” on his team of All stars.

Hey guys look at that “LDA” he can’t do anything right....what a dummy.

by Man with too much time March 12, 2021

vacation dick

A dick that is way too big to take daily.

Girl he had a vacation dick. I can't really walk today.

by Jypsii May 27, 2016

Dick pubes

Someone who has curly hair, quite similar to pubic hair.

ah jeez Pod, yer so cool!

shaddap cianós

sorry, just want to let you know

piss off dick pubes!

by leonard cohen July 9, 2007

Dick toy

A dick toy is a big ass that sits on a dick all the time and bounces on it.

Clara Webb is San example of a dick toy

by Chaw bubber June 18, 2019

dick slogger

Someone with such a huge penis that they have to carry it around in a wheelbarrow. The dick slogger is a bit of an urban legend, but the mere possibility of his existence makes ladies cream.

Alison: Hey, tell me about your friend Jordan
Drew: All you need to know is that he's a real dick slogger
Alison: (✿◠‿◠) !!!!!!

by Cpt Obveeous October 17, 2015