When you spill a good amount of food on your clothes and wear them the next day without remembering they are dirty.
I forgot the hoodie I'm wearing had half my dinner down it... Wandering around the supermarket all dirty lime. Shame shame
by SaltyFloyd May 25, 2023
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Get the big hairy dirty greasy balls mug.When you work at Verizon and see customers coming in. So you run into the bathroom and jack off into your eyes before you greet the customer.
by Sammerg69 May 4, 2024
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by Soft rooster September 14, 2021
Get the Dirty Freriches mug.When a girl is riding on top of a guy and farts on his balls Then gets off and goes to suck his balls but sniffs them instead
Dude I was horny and having sex but then this girl gave me a dirty carlin and my nuts smelt like asshole and fish for 3 days!
by Mrfartzalot September 12, 2021
Get the Dirty carlin mug.A girl comes home from working at peaches and cream and she got given these toys for free and she was told to test them out. She goes home to her brother and golden retriever and shows them the toys. Her brother snatched her up and try’s out each toy but then they notice that their dog is watching so they call it up into the bed and proceed to fuck each other in a threesome. The girl loves it so much that each afternoon she comes home and fucks her dog for hours. Until one day her boyfriend come in and sees the dog inside his girlfriend. He screams and faints onto the floor. The girl gets up to check that he isn’t dead meanwhile the dog just licks up the remainder off the wet soggy floor
“Hi, have you heard why Maia isn’t at school?”
“Yeah, she done a dirty Ziggy and now she spends all her day fucking the dog until it’s dead”
“Yeah, she done a dirty Ziggy and now she spends all her day fucking the dog until it’s dead”
by Mucshakecumquatman January 26, 2021
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