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funny shit

A term use when something is ridiculously funny to the point where a laugh just doesn't explain how funny it is
Jim- hey that guy over there says he could beat you up in a fight
me- thats some funny shit
by yomama.coma December 9, 2020
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Voodoo shit

When people are tell you stuff but you don’t know what they are going on about and you try to explain it to some one else
Yeah I met my dad today and he was going on about some voodoo shit
by Pure sing wave inverter November 3, 2022
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Fuckdick of a shit

A phrase often used in erratic rants. Can be used to express one’s extreme frustration or anger.
If your employee is slaking off then you can go up to him and say your fired you Fuckdick of a shit.

Ot if you are arguing with some one you can say something along the lines of shut up you Fuckdick of a shit, you are so damn stupid.
by Fuckdickofashit69 December 5, 2019
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Separate the shit from the krap

When you have to separate you junk from someone else’s junk. You don’t normally say their shit or your krap but you say your shit and their krap.
My mom got mad and shouted, “separate the shit from the krap!”
by Pinners July 14, 2019
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Bucket of shit

When you're dealing with a bunch of connected issues (usually at work) that are not really your problem but you now have to resolve it.
Joe: I heard John resigned yesterday? Doesn't he report to you?

Jane: Yes, I tried to deal with that bucket of shit because HR did not. However, John had already made up his mind!
by Master_Bate October 11, 2022
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Jack(son) shit

Slang: vulgar (British, used exclusively by the Jackson clan)

Nothing at all.
Affronted person: What's wrong with you?
Felicity: Jack(son) shit!
by A-concerned-citizen April 27, 2021
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