Battle Shits

When two friends are in toilet cubical next to each other, when the shit hits the toliet water the one which makes the loudest splash wins

"Hey dan, wanna go play battle shits?"

by Floyd'sWords March 30, 2015

Shit-eye

Alternative way of saying butthole, butt-eye; vulgar term for anus originated from Cantonese

1) I ate super spicy food yesterday, and my shit-eye still hurts from many toilet visits!

2) John: I have a diarrhea from food poisoning.

Doe: Oh my God, is your shit-eye okay?

by alternativelogic July 21, 2021

Type Shit

What a white boy who wants to be Mexican will say to look cool, regardless of context or if there's actually anything going on.

"Type shit, Type shit, Type shit"
*NOTHING GOING ON"

by Mungbungus December 10, 2023

Shit-Ditching

When someone ditches their current partner and throws their whole relationship down the drain for a person who loves sexual play involving fecal matter.

Corrr... I just Shit-Ditched Michael for this guy who would shit on my chest.

Love a bit of Shit-Ditching on a Friday Night...

by ChinChanChon August 2, 2022

shit nugget

a word that describes something that is shit and looks like a nugget...

BILLY! you are a TOTAL SHIT NUGGET!...

by TVhead July 18, 2018

Giving half a shit

Not caring about a subject at all and being straight forward about it

A guy is giving half a shit that his brother is going to tell on him

by I give half a shit July 1, 2020

You can’t be doing this shit on 1.5

Any other priorities are irrelevant when it comes to ark 1.5 . No job , no gym , no bitches, no social life . Nothing 1.5 and 1.5 only .

Joe: Hey John! Just woke up out of a coma after being hit by a transport truck going 120 on the highway while crossing the freeway trying to grab some snacks . I’m currently paralyzed from the neck down I cannot use any part of my body not even my hands I’m completly comatose.

John: Don’t care cunt you can’t be doing this shit on 1.5 …

by Wende October 19, 2023