Shit

West Ham United football club

Spider Man 3 was so shit, just like West Ham United.

by HamManner August 10, 2017

Dog Shit decisions

Referring to a person making a very bad decision.
Just like dog shit.

Person 1: I decided to make my company go full AI!
Person 2: that's just some Dog Shit decisions.

by Buttergoblin2003 May 10, 2025

Pussy Shit

The act of leaving a used tampon within the vagina, until the fermented tampon either dissolves or until the tampon fossilizes and hardens inside the pussy, creating a shit smelling fossil that must be pushed out by the woman.

"Bro I was fucking my girlfriend and pulled out and there was pussy shit on my dick. It smelled so bad."

by Ohbabyatriple December 13, 2021

Shit

Things, Stuff, or A Literal Turd.

What shit is that?

by DragonPrincess August 28, 2025

SHIT GOOSING

The original phrase for being under the influence of alcohol and cannabis before crossfaded would eventually be the much cooler term for the activity.

Yeah I told Matt not to drink and smoke so much, I knew he would be a total shit goose.

Last night I was shit goosing it so bad I knew I shouldn't have drank that 12 pack and smoked that blunt of 50s.

by Jetmortive May 4, 2025

Shit Mint

The act of one bare ass tea bagging another individual, but with a dingleberry that falls from the tea baggers ass into the tea baggee's mouth

Guy 1 - did you shit in that guys mouth?

Guy 2 - no I just tea bagged him and gave him a Shit Mint

by Mja18xx January 10, 2020

Stroking my shit

Overdoing something or being very annoying to someone.

Friend: 1: "Why does your girlfriend keep calling you? Your phone is blowing up."
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night

by rery696969420 May 27, 2025