shit the bed eileen

An expression of amazement,disbelief.

Boss-" your fired."
Me-" well shit the bed Eileen."

by Mudslinger69 February 24, 2019

Monkey Shit

Out here doing anything. IE…looking stupid!

“Take that monkey shit off you embarrassing us”

~Pimp C

by One5ve February 10, 2024

Shit slob

A shit slob is a dirt slob who wears shit stained underwear and doesn't wipe his foul stinky dirty fucking ass.

It sucks to work or live around a dirty filthy disgusting greasy ass shit slob! They're the sort of people that make an entire city turn depressing and make you want to move out of town.

by Bill Beef July 4, 2025

Penis Shit

a description of something that is useless, boring or of no value

My wife wanted to go on a yoga retreat. i told the lads and they all agreed it was a penis shit idea

by The real Frank Spencer May 8, 2022

Bite Shit

A phrase used to describe when you're recording the bass part for a song but suddenly you just absolutely suck at playing

"I may record my part tonight if I don't totally bite shit"

by Conkyboii May 24, 2018

Shit show

A county fair event where people sit on a raised platform (outhouse) and attempt to shit with enough force to defecate through a literal screen door. Prizes are usually stuffed animals, occasionally goldfish.

I had a great time at the shit show, I won Caroline a stuffed giraffe!

by Hotdog10 March 6, 2021

Shit on a stick

You're giving anal to someone and they shit on your dick
Every hole's a goal

Shit on a stick

by WeAreTheOppositeOfAwesome March 20, 2015