Can I smack your dick

what you say to your friends when you want to hit their Njoy

yo, Jay can I smack your dick bro?

by Just a random chick October 9, 2019

Dick

Something people suck

I put my dick in a bag of Doritos

by Luna_loves_death182 October 12, 2019

Double Dutch Dick

Double Dutch, but with Dicks.

Joe took those guys out for a game of double dutch dick.

by Shmavery October 13, 2019

big dick energy

Jaquan Mfn Snipes

big dick energy is what Jaquan Snipes has and that’s on periodt luv

by thatsonperiodtluv October 13, 2019

Dick Sluppers

A simple anagram of Duck Slippers, but sounds incredibly rude in a sexual context

They were gobbling them down a treat
Yes, a regular pair of dick sluppers

by Randall McNally III October 14, 2019

Sweating-a-dick

When someone is over reacting and stressed out and taking it out on everyone around them. A few years ago “stress mess” would have been used. Now the phrase “sweating-a-dick” is used.

Diana: Arnold, why is Carol e-mailing me and everyone else in the office over that file ??? I thought that it was completed ??

Arnold: I don’t know why Carol is sweating-a-dick, I took care of all the issues in the file and sent them to her an hour ago.

by Jack de wack October 14, 2019

lick dick day

January 24th is international lick dick day, so better get yo mouth on that garden hose

bitch succ my dick because its lick dick day

by nfds;lfjl October 15, 2019