Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!
DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv
He could not handle or was able to do cocaine
DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv
He could not handle or was able to do cocaine
by poopypantsaman November 14, 2021
Get the I bet you cant mount a tvmug. He will rank the top 100 countries to visit because he's been to all of them.
4.0 GPA
he's single ladies.
4.0 GPA
he's single ladies.
by iacobus3232 January 23, 2025
Get the Vincent Youmug. "Banking on you" is like trusting a bank to keep your cash safe. It means I'm all in, trusting you with my heart. You're my emotional investment.
Hey, I've been through some stuff in the past, but with you, it's different. I'm totally banking on you, like, trusting you with my heart and all. You're my ride or die, and I know you won't break it.
by anti_point July 17, 2023
Get the Banking on youmug. The term "Darnell thats you?" comes from A tiktok meme that is commonly used as a sceneraio between a old head meeting a friend in public.
by Sr.Cap October 13, 2023
Get the Darnell thats you?mug. When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.
Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023
Get the If it was in your ass you would know where it was.mug. 
How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .
Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!
by QuacksO January 4, 2020
Get the It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnantmug.