dick

A universal standard unit of measure for anything including time, distance, weight, currency, etc.

It will be approximately 5 to 10 dicks before I get there, but don't worry because I have the 100 dicks I owe you from the other night.

by yoey barns September 3, 2019

Dick Shit

Dick shit:
An Insult towards a person you hate and a combo with Dick and Shit.

Me: Have you seen that girl?
Friend: Who?
Me: Dick shit.
Friend: ohh.

by Corruption_Shaker September 4, 2019

dick muncher

when someone preceeds to munch willy

dam, isaac tyers is such a dick muncher

by thomo tankliff September 5, 2019

Dick shaming

Is when a woman shames a genetically inferior beta, for his small penis.

Dick shaming is when a women say to you: "Your penis is so small, get out."

by BlackpilledGod September 5, 2019

Dick shaming

Is when a woman shames a genetically inferior beta, for his small penis.

Dick shaming is when a women say to you: "Your penis is so small, get out."

by BlackpilledGod September 5, 2019

dick rick

one who isn’t very understanding

Jack is a total dick rick, he missed the algebra question on the quiz.

by bobcatlover123 September 5, 2019

Dick Damage

The damage done to your ass when you’re fucked by a dick

I got severe dick damage

by Fell Dragon Grima September 6, 2019