Blue Shit

an alcoholic beverage consisting of a triple shot of vodka and a mystery blue fizzy mixer. favoured by students in York on nights out in stone roses.

"Drank so many blue shits last night that i don't even remember leaving stones"

by grog037 March 12, 2022

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Jack Shit Off

To copy something

They love to jack shit off to make their project look better!

by Felix1999 September 02, 2022

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Shit tasking

You know those shitty tasks at work that no one likes to do? Those tasks that the new guy always gets? Well if you're new at your job, you'll most likely be shit tasking for the first week at least.

Dad: Hey kimmy, how was your first day at work?
Kimmy: It was splendid! NAH, JUST KIDDING. I've been shit tasking all day long

Dad: Just shut the f*ck up Kimmy and do your job

by A Turd in a Punchbowl May 25, 2018

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Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 18, 2017

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