Cricket mate! I don’t mean to belittle your new Nike strides but those pommey abominations make you look like a wallaby’s uncle.
No offence taken Bruce. Me gran in Perth sent them out via bush plane for Anzac Day.
No offence taken Bruce. Me gran in Perth sent them out via bush plane for Anzac Day.
by gnostic3 April 26, 2019
Get the wallaby’s unclemug. Me:Bro did you hear Odell is thinking about going to the giants or cowboys
Jeremy:Yeah bro Fonts brothers friends uncle told me.
Jeremy:Yeah bro Fonts brothers friends uncle told me.
by RodneyColemans Right nut December 14, 2022
Get the Fonts Brothers Friends Unclemug. An order to kill a client
"Uncle George is to give the order to kill one of their clients and Mother give them the green light to do it
If they don't do it as they are told to do them get be out down on the spot in the ground." - Jim
"Uncle George is to give the order to kill one of their clients and Mother give them the green light to do it
If they don't do it as they are told to do them get be out down on the spot in the ground." - Jim
The assassin was told the secret phrase "Uncle George" over the phone knew that he got the command to proceed to go after his target.
by Secret Agent Jim June 30, 2025
Get the Uncle Georgemug. by BiggerChap November 25, 2023
Get the Unclemug. the act of taming an uncle for breeding purposes. There are multiple steps that must be taken in order to breed your own uncle or indeed the uncle of another person
1. You must taste blood
2. Search for an eligible Uncle
3. Take the chosen Uncle to the state of Israel, choosing any city
4. Immediately leave the country and leave the Uncle behind
5. Upon arrival home, the Uncle will be either in your basement or in a spare bedroom
5b. If you have neither the taming will fail
6. Mount the Uncle with a saddle and do not let him buck you off for 2 hours after mounting
7. With the Uncle broken, you must now breed him
At this point you should have successfully tamed your uncle and made him breeding stock
1. You must taste blood
2. Search for an eligible Uncle
3. Take the chosen Uncle to the state of Israel, choosing any city
4. Immediately leave the country and leave the Uncle behind
5. Upon arrival home, the Uncle will be either in your basement or in a spare bedroom
5b. If you have neither the taming will fail
6. Mount the Uncle with a saddle and do not let him buck you off for 2 hours after mounting
7. With the Uncle broken, you must now breed him
At this point you should have successfully tamed your uncle and made him breeding stock
"sure Jessica i would love to come to your party with all those women but i'm busy Uncle taming and i fucking hate women"
by THAD SMASH January 31, 2020
Get the Uncle Tamingmug. A highly secretive and completely forbidden wrestling move whereby a grappler pins an opponent on their back, peeks back their singlet and then bends them in such a way as to force the opponent to fellate themselves to completion.
Should this move is ever actually be successfully accomplished, Dan Gable, a two-time NCAA Division I national champion, a world gold medalist, and an Olympic gold medalist, gets a hotline phone call and that’s the end of wrestling as a sport. Everywhere.
Should this move is ever actually be successfully accomplished, Dan Gable, a two-time NCAA Division I national champion, a world gold medalist, and an Olympic gold medalist, gets a hotline phone call and that’s the end of wrestling as a sport. Everywhere.
“Are you going to the big wrestling match?”
“You bet! I sure hope nobody pulls a Cream Uncle tonight.”
“You bet! I sure hope nobody pulls a Cream Uncle tonight.”
by Irregular94 December 17, 2021
Get the Cream Unclemug. by Needle maiden April 22, 2024
Get the Grumpy unclemug.