Turkey day

A day to eat turkey and get fat. (also known as Thanksgiving)

"Hey happy turkey day!"

by lexivolm November 28, 2019

columbian turkey

When a girl is shaking her butt in your face and you eat her butt making turkey sounds.

My girl surprised me with a lap dance and I gave her a Columbian turkey.

by Chalupacabbra March 12, 2021

Dressing the Turkey

Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.

Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"

Woman: "My secret sauce."

Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."

by Colojolo July 26, 2009

Rotten Turkey

What my farts smell like

My friend came in my room and said the room smells like rotten turkey as I've been farting

by UltimateDoge December 21, 2022

Mud turkey

A racist tern used for homeless people in the country of Turkey.

Eric: Those darn mud turkeys took my job.
Other Eric: They took my mother.

by Turkey person 82 August 12, 2024

Turkey’s neck

Turkey’s neck is when a man wears a woman's thong but the thong slips to the side of his balls, making them fall out, as to resemble a turkey’s neck

“My thong keeps slipping and giving me an awful Turkey’s neck, but I can blame the boys for wanting to be free.”

by Evansturkey December 14, 2020

turkey gizzard

They lose wavy vagina skin hanging down off ones vagina

I pulled down carols pants to descover she had turkey gizzard the size of an Arby's melt.

by Mr.hangdown September 1, 2017