Makeup Free March

The boys had NNN and DDD. Now it’s time for the girls, makeup free march. No makeup the whole month. Absolutely none. If u use just mascara ur out!

Samantha: Hey are you doing MFM? (defined Makeup Free March)

Chloe: No Way! I have to use at least a little

by jeg er kul November 3, 2019

free shot fax

When u take a shot in basketball and shit urself at the same time

Did u see my free shot fax

Ye it was sick
I need to go change my nappie now though

by Sam Mackey January 4, 2021

Free Bird Challenge

In the 1973 Lynyrd Skynyrd hit song "Free Bird", vocalist Ronnie Van Zant sings the line "Lord knows I can't change". What he is referring to is the fact that he shit himself and cannot change his pants. This is a direct metaphor for the act of free thinking and rebelling against established authority, and was a hidden instruction regarding the challenge. The challenge, therefore, consists of shitting yourself while listening to the entire almost 10 minute song and not changing your pants until the song is over, or even longer if you can. Doing so will heighten your spiritual senses and leave you on a higher plane of thought and existence.

Chris took the Free Bird Challenge last night, ever since he has been a changed man. He claims to have had his third eye opened and can see the inner machinations of the universe itself.

by jmason1352 May 15, 2021

If it’s chain, it’s free reign

Stealing or ‘borrowing’ from corporate(chain) stores. They have more than enough money to make up for losses. DO NOT take from local Mom and Pop shops, asshole!

Sara: Hey wanna go ‘hang out’ in Macy’s??
Tiff: Ofc!! If it’s chain, it’s free reign!!
(In reality Sara and Tiff stealing from Macy’s bc F that company)

by JusforGiggles May 18, 2022

Free return milking

When you go to home depot to buy expensive tools and use them for 29 days on various jobs then return them on the 30th day just so you dont have to pay for the tools. The reason you would do this is if you need to startup a home reno or gardening business but didnt have all the money upfront to invest in tools.

dude starting a business is so hard i have to invest in a mower 1200, a polesaw 800, a sawzal 200, rakes 100, leafblower but im fucking broke right now.
just take advantage of free return milking at home depot just pay with your credit card.

by BeatMeatRepeat April 11, 2022

Free head Friday

Head that given every Friday

Yo it Friday u know what time it is for short it’s Free head friday

by Knee down head up suck up April 7, 2019

AWS Free Tier

Abuse of the word "free" to mean costs money. Often used in marketing to create an illusion of free, going against the traditional definition of the word free, but actually an upsell into a confined, non-free service.

Start using the AWS free tier for free.

by GraceHopper July 17, 2022