Foot

A target that no dropped or falling object ever seems to miss.

*Drops the printer, printer inevitably lands on foot*
Me: ARRGGHHH THAT'S THE FIFTH THING TO LAND ON MY FUCKING FOOT TODAY!

by Lefty Power 123 December 30, 2022

hiking foot

Hiking is a side effect of vigorous hiking, where the tops of your feet ache.

See Ashley, I told you hiking foot was a real thing!

by Super Mr. Manners June 8, 2019

foot neck

ankle

dumbass: what's that part that connects the foot to your leg again?
joe: you mean your ank-
dumbass: FOOT NECK

by wordwhore October 13, 2019

switch-foot

when you walk up to someone and they go one way and you go the same and its hard to pass them.

"yo i just had mad switch-foot with that kid we went back and forth for the ill second"

by C-fitzizzle May 10, 2008

pupple footing

Walking a snuggle footed fur friend to make poopies or just straight up pupple footing

The ninja be pupple footing right there like it’s not even a thing

by Pupple November 23, 2019

Five foot nothing brad pitt

A midget your lover or wife would leave you for.

Guy's wife- Fuck this shit, I'm going to be with my five foot nothing brad pitt.

by Solid Mantis October 29, 2019

Diaper foot

When pulling off a poopy diaper and the baby sticks his or her foot in it.

That looks like a bad case of diaper foot.

by Oug777 December 24, 2018