mouse-finger

In computer video game terminology the mouse-finger is the dominant, or preferred, finger the video game player uses to wield their most valuable implement of destruction, i.e. the computer mouse. Without one's mouse-finger one is completely helpless.

Joe: *Crack* Damn!
Mike: Hey Joe, why the expletive?
Joe: I just broke my mouse-finger. I won't be able to finish the Unreal Tournament.
Joe: Your passing will be remembered in our myths and legends for years to come. Rest in peace.

by Adam Wayne May 16, 2005

Butter Fingers

A male who is weird and likes to date very young, highly greasy females and do sexual acts with them. (such as fingering) as they get the title Butter Fingers.

"Devon fingered a greasy 9th grader yesterday"
"He's got serious Butter Fingers"

by cash money November 20, 2014

Finger Stalker

A person who conducts a relentless online search for all facts and fabrications posted about a person who was in your past, who you want to be in your present or who will be in your future filing a restraining order.

Before my high school reunion I wanted to see if I could find out more about the guy who dumped me so I decided to be a finger stalker by Googling him repeatedly until I found any compromising, embarrassing, or mundane details about his life.

by GregSH August 5, 2008

JFK Finger

1. A type of flick or thump. One that elicits a great amount of pain and forces the victim to emulate the JFK assassination. Typically this is done immediately on impact with a sudden head thrust that sends the neck into hyperflexion and then into hyperextension.

1. Boom Bitch! you just got JFK fingered.

2. Did you see the way he flicked him on the head, that was a textbook JFK finger.

3. Damn, that bitch got JFK fingered so hard she got a nose bleed!

by IronArmor September 7, 2010

finger comb

to skillfully arouse the female form.

Imma finger comb the shit out of this bitch!

by Saraphema February 21, 2011

twitter fingers

meaning to tweet quickly without thinking, tweeting controversially

“wow, she’s really getting canceled on twitter.”

“yeah, it’s cause of her twitter fingers.”

by hbweroda November 24, 2020

Linger Finger

When a girl puts her finger near her mans butthole during sexual relations, and the butt smell lingers on her fingers for hours. Even after several hand washings

Every time I sip my champagne I smell the linger finger!

by SaggyballsSander April 2, 2015