Corn on my cob

When you get done with anal and your have bits of “corn on your cob”

He realizes he might’ve pushed a little too far into the stinky orifice, when he sees what’s on his dick. He shouts, grossly, “Oh my god!!! I got some corn on my cob!”

by MyNameIsJeff1997 January 10, 2018

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Corn on the Knob

A twist on the Cleveland Steamer, whereby one person eats a bunch of corn, then takes a dump on another person's penis (aka their "knob") and the corn is visible in the feces.

Guy 1: Yeah man, I did a Corn on the Knob to Gary last night.

Guy 2: Awesome!

by Nuggette January 10, 2018

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Texas Corn Cob

When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.

Oh Lawdy Lawdy, here comes another Texas Corn Cob! gonna need a second flush and some cleanser.

by Lothar January 13, 2018

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Cobbed Cream Corn

When you get scammed so hard you start to wonder how you fell for the scam in the first place. This also applies for cat phishing. It usually ends up with your head having an orgasm.

Man, she was way out of my league, it's like cobbed cream corn.

by PiggyIsEpic November 15, 2018

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