aids cat

Literally, a cat that has FIV living on a back porch in Jacksonville, FL, waiting to be taken to the cat sanctuary. Used appropriately as an expletive to describe bad situations or people.

2007-08 UK basketball is an aids cat.
The guy who just broke up with me is a fucking aids cat.
The guy who, on the first date, seriously asked me "Do you wanna see it?" is an aids cat!

by Philifrodick March 21, 2008

Cat Beans

Cat Beans refers to a certain strain of Marijuana grown strictly in Northeast Iowa. The Term comes from the fact that it is grown in a litter box. It is said to be very potent.

"Yo! Poon Dawg! You got any more of that Cat Beans?"

by poon dawg April 3, 2009

cat slap

To repeatedly slap a vagina until it's purple.

Hey conor,your mom enjoys a good cat slap!

by Ooogalie Boogalie May 7, 2003

Cat Folder

(Noun) A person who folds a perfectly innocent cat for personal and sometimes perverted pleasure. (Verb) The act of folding a cat for reasons of gaining pleasure. (Adj) One who is described as; likes the art of folding cats for pleasure.

Kritlle's mother came home to find him cat folding in the bathroom.

He is a cat folder to the max. He has a basement full of felines.

The cat folder lured stray cats to his house with catnip and fancy feast.

by Mr WordSmith August 3, 2013

tuna cat

a smelly vagina that reeks like rotten tunafish.

Shanna hoodrat has a moldy tuna cat, but i still love her.

by Dmoney69 December 31, 2008

Wampus Cat

Originally thought to be a women who was cursed by an ancient Cherokee priest for interrupting a male rite of passage, turning her into a half women half panther creature. Now the modern definition is a normally respectable, likeable, and often pretty girl, who when drunk goes on the prowl for any boy she can get a hold of. Should be avoided, can lead to awkward Sundays and lots of vomit.

Dude, she just tried to make out with me on the dance floor for the fourth time.

Yeah she's a wampus cat dude, watch out.

by jmalphrus October 20, 2009

Cat and mouse

It a series Starcraft maps in witch many people spend there time fighting either the cats or the mice there are many maps the most popular are the Crystal Wars and the Jungle

“Hay have you seen the new cat and mouse map”
“Yep its pretty epic”
“You want to host?”
“Sure”

by Notcarter January 7, 2009