"Tard" A noun meaning: A person who did something stupid , or lame
Tard is to be said in a joking matter. Not to be confused with the word "Retard"
If your bestfriend did something cheesy or stupid , you simply call them a "Tard"
Tard is to be said in a joking matter. Not to be confused with the word "Retard"
If your bestfriend did something cheesy or stupid , you simply call them a "Tard"
by SlyFoxXoXo December 18, 2017
Get the Tardmug. Don't try to have a conversation still I've had my coffee due to my morning tard syndrome making me unable to focus on you.
by Lord Corpse February 14, 2025
Get the Morning Tard Syndromemug. When you fart on a kid with special needs and they jizz in there pants because they are so surprised
by Whyubeingqueefy April 21, 2021
Get the Fart tardmug. Someone who is blonde that is a dippy and usually is the center of attention in your group of friends .
by Kangarooman521 June 11, 2018
Get the dippy tardmug. 
1. Dave is licking the window again he's such a Tard.
2. No the Eiffel Tower is not located in Blackpool you Tard
2. No the Eiffel Tower is not located in Blackpool you Tard
by Hancri August 17, 2014
Get the Tardmug. The term "totalitarianistic tard" combines "totalitarianistic," which refers to a form of government that seeks to control every aspect of public and private life, with the word "tard," which is a derogatory slang term sometimes used to insult or demean someone perceived as foolish or incompetent.
Together, "totalitarianistic tard" could suggest a person who is perceived as both authoritarian in their views or behavior and lacking in intelligence or awareness. However, this phrase does not have a standardized or widely recognized meaning and is not commonly used in discourse. It may be seen as offensive or derogatory, so caution is advised in its use.
Together, "totalitarianistic tard" could suggest a person who is perceived as both authoritarian in their views or behavior and lacking in intelligence or awareness. However, this phrase does not have a standardized or widely recognized meaning and is not commonly used in discourse. It may be seen as offensive or derogatory, so caution is advised in its use.
Person 1: Dude, Americans suck with their "freedom", when their freedom clearly isn't working out. Putin and Kim Jong Un are the best leaders in the world. Communists, rise up against the Western world! Person 2: Shut up, you totalitarianistic tard. There's no sense in arguing with an idiot like you.
by KGrand March 4, 2025
Get the Totalitarianistic tardmug.