Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon 

This defines the feeling you get when an immediate and unmistakable urge to take a massive dump. It begins with a poking turtle, but you feel the ferocity of a hidden dragon behind it.

I gotta run, I got a Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon!

Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon by GORBUS THE LEGENDARY December 25, 2021

Bare-back a Turtle

Verb. When you accidentally forget to lift the cover on the toilet seat before you sit down.

"I just went to the bathroom and I'll be damned if I didn't bare-back a turtle"

Bare-back a Turtle by phishphreak1234 September 5, 2013

Jewish Jizz Turtle

A man of the Jewish Religion who likes to enockulate or spackle his load of semem over a single turtle or a group of turtles in the wild;

a: Can also be done in a group setting with multiple Jews and a single or lone turtle

Hey do you want to play Jewish Jizz Turtle?

Jewish Jizz Turtle by Pseudo affedrin April 3, 2016

jab the turtle 

The best rapper in the universe

All hail jab the turtle a god amongst men

jab the turtle by Oxford dictionary co March 24, 2017

Bicycle Steak Meat Chicken Turtle Pie 

Bicycle Steak Meat Chicken Turtle Pie

Bicycle Steak Meat Chicken Turtle Pie

Bicycle Steak Meat Chicken Turtle Pie by BSMCTP August 2, 2021

give you the turtle 

The worst threat known to man

You don’t want to know what it means to give you the turtle!

give you the turtle by Froggy9400 April 23, 2022

mud turtle 

when you and your friends sit under a tent and all take poops. Then once the poop is out you throw it at each other. The winner is the person who stays in the tent the longest

lets play mud turtle

mud turtle by yes June 3, 2003