Ham

High-Ass-Moment

Dude, tell me about your hams?

by Hardeepdepsi September 8, 2016

velvet ham sandwich

When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.

She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.

by Booshaker August 23, 2016

Hawaiian ham sandwhich

The act of putting 5 toes in between two slices of bread and sucking on each individual toe

Hey babe, how do you feel about a Hawaiian ham sandwhich?

by Michael Coccaro January 20, 2018

HAM

Home
And
Masturbate

Man, it's been a long ass day. I'm gonna go HAM.

by hamboy6969 January 31, 2018

ham

muslims favouraite food

'i love ham'

by Cons2pation nation February 8, 2018

Ham

Acronym for Hot Ass Mess

Person 1: look at her outfit!
Person 2: I know right that girl came out looking a HAM

by TheyCallMeQ February 2, 2017

green eggs and ham

a moldy stank ass cunt that dont know when to shut up

gawd jenni is such a GREEN EGGS AND HAM she needs to shut the fuck up!

by huehuehuesuck February 6, 2017