10 Second Rule

When you drop food on the floor but still want to eat it.
You have to pick the food up off the ground before 10 seconds. If it has went past the 5 second you must declare that it's went to the 10 second rule.

.10 second rule .Oh man tht was close almost had to go to the 10 second rule

by askin4u May 20, 2007

second wind

The act of urinating into a condom while still penetrating a woman, after orgasm and loss of erection. The inflation of the condom due to urine gives the woman the sensation that the man has regained his erection, and can perform again, i.e. a second wind.

After he climaxed, he wanted to impress his girlfriend with a quick recovery; but could only fake it with a second wind.

by JamesHill014 December 19, 2008

30 Seconds to Mars

A band fronted by Jared Leto that plays quite good music but has a nasty habit of making very pretentious music videos

30 Seconds to Mars' videos that are pretentious include: "The Kill", "Kings and Queens", "From Yesterday", "Closer to the Edge.

by Worker and Parasite August 20, 2010

In A Second

When A Guy Sees A Very HOT Girl And Would Have A Sex With Her With No Hesitation.He Wouldn't Need To Think About It Has Within A Second, He's All Over Her
- Also Accompanied By Holding Out A Strong Fist With The Right Hand And Smacking It On The Open Palm Of The Left Hand.

*english girl walks by*
Dmitri:I would so mack that!In a second!
Guy One: Oh true that ese'


*two English girls walk by*
Guy One: Let me guess, mack that in a sec....
*Dmitri all over the two english girls*

by dmitri_lukin_x September 19, 2005

Second Thought

A political channel on YouTube that talks about how bad American capitalism is. He sometimes says in his videos that countries like China are "helping smaller countries to get out of American influence." If he covers a topic, most likely Vox has an explanation that won't make you go "Jesus christ what the fu*k was that about?!"

You: Hmm, a video on the housing crisis in America by a YouTube channel by the name of Second Thought. Hope it's good.

Second Thought: AMERICAN HOUSEING COMPANIES ARE BAD BECOUSE HOUSES COST MONEY!!!!!

You: Yeah, Vox has a WAY better explanation on this.

by Gigantic_Amogus March 19, 2022

five second rule

If you can't last more than five seconds in a girl's pussy, your penis gets chopped off.

Man, that nigga busted in 3 seconds. He didn't ass the five second rule It's choppin' time.

by SkillstheMonkey December 28, 2005

Second Hand Man

Using your other hand to masturbate (fap, jerk off, ect...)with when your main hand has intense hands cramps, atheritis, or carnal tunnel syndrome from over fapping.

Guy: Bro, I've got serious Carnal Tunnel Syndrome. I think I'll be depending on my Second Hand Man tonight.

by suskygirl August 22, 2011