Sausage forest

Male pubes.

Jesus Christ, he has a huge sausage forest!

by hurrdur October 11, 2015

Sausage footlong baconator

The very rare occasion that a fat hog is crossing the road and you just so happen to be riding a motorcycle. You would have to yell “sausage footlong baconator” right before you complete strike and brutally murder the hog

“Sausage footlong baconator”
🐖💀

by Lukard_oh November 6, 2025

Sausage quaffer

Someone who drinks heartily and greedily from another mans penis.

He's a real sausage quaffer, damn near sucked me dry!

by Locomonkey August 16, 2017

sausage and beans

A really nutritious and powerful meal. Even more powerful when comes it comes back out.

I won't eat sausage and beans before a sex night. That would add a strange parfum to the scene.

by ANONIMOYSYMOUS. BITCH. November 2, 2017

Buy sausage

Starve to hall. I do not know where it is ... hmmm ... but heard Aunt Annie said yesterday at dinner ...

"If you do not stop feeding me this crap, I'll buy sausage"

by Abrikos December 19, 2016

Sausaging

To put your fist on someone's shoulder, press hard, twist back and forth and say "Saaaaauuuussssaaaage".

Person #1: If you say that again I will punch you

Person #2: Then I'll sausage you! SAAAAAUUUUUSSSSSAAAAGE!

Person #1: Quit sausaging me

by NeeperLimp January 29, 2018

soily sausage

A penis or penis-like personality that gets poo trapped due to moisture around the head giving it a soil like look on the males "sausage".

The inbred kents were used to a soily sausage with all the male carnal activity in the house.

by WordsmithForTheMentallyFeeble June 18, 2017