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the all sausage 

Much the way that Odin, in Norse mythology, is referred to as "the all father" and is arguably the most powerful being in the nine realms, The All Sausage is the mightiest of Dongs. Warriors tremble in fear at the mere sight of this swinging monstrosity as their maidens grow weak in the knees and moist between them. He who possesses the all sausage cannot be stopped.
Yeah Ray almost took that stripper home the other night but I slipped her a 50, went back and got a private dance. I showed her the goods and it was over. She couldn't resist the All Sausage.
the all sausage by luciferous March 11, 2016
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super secret sausage eater

A lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets.
Yeah yo she was slobbin my meats, she's definitely a super secret sausage eater.

Whole Hog Sausage 

The finest male cock. A male loin of perfection. Perfect length and girth. A true shower and a grower. Always ready and rigid. Exudes peak performance and superior staying power and maximum load control all while delivering a superior man curd.
I finally let Justin rail me last night. How was it? Let’s just say he’s got a whole hog sausage. I’m having a little trouble walking today.

Bob Evans has nothing on the whole hog sausage I took down my esophagus last night.

Her eyes watered as she engorged herself on his whole hog sausage.
Whole Hog Sausage by Dick Onchin January 6, 2023

go fuck yourself with a sausage 

take a sausage and fuck yourself , so if you are reading this , fuck yourself with a sausage
E.g : Brigita is annoying mark junior , so mark tells her , go fuck yourself with a sausage

Would You Settle For Me Sausage? 

A phrase used by Kano from Mortal Kombat 11 during opening sequences (Specifically with Skarlet and Sindel )before the fight starts
Kano: Wanna taste Australia's best blood sausage?

Skarlet: I rather have your blood, Kano.

Kano: Would you settle for me sausage?

Bum Sausage 

A synonym for poo or turd.
I'm just off for a bum sausage!
Bum Sausage by SJaysbrook August 31, 2010

hot pink sausage wallet 

slang term for a vagina. made up by a lesbian, it is usually a lesbian term, endearing, to her partner's vagina
"ohhh baby i love your hot pink sausage wallet"