Salty bitch

A divorced woman watching her ex husband live his best life with their child. Meanwhile she tries to ruin her ex's and get child's new life without her.

Damn she's really mean, what's her problem?
She lost her kid in a custody battle. Now she's a salty bitch. It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer!

by Rizo9o February 26, 2024

Salty bitch

A divorced woman watching her ex husband and their child live their best life. She feels the need to hire an attorney to try to ruin her ex's life, but fails miserably making her even saltier. It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer!

Hey man what's her problem?
Oh her husband left and took their kid, now she's just a salty bitch.

by Rizo9o February 26, 2024

Salty bitch

A divorced woman watching her ex husband and their child live their best life. She feels the need to hire an attorney to try to ruin her ex's life, but fails miserably making her even saltier. It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer

Hey man what's her problem?
Her husband left her and took their kid, now she's just a salty bitch.

by Rizo9o February 26, 2024

Salty Milkshake

A milkshake with Cum in it

I made her a nice salty milkshake

by TheRandomManInYourYard February 28, 2024

Salty salad

When a person Jack's off or ejaculates semen onto the salad and the so the called persons intimate partner eats the salad.

Asher why did you make a Salty salad

by Henry McDoniel March 4, 2024

salty toes

When your toes are salty.

"Oh I have salty toes!"

by ryan thwaite 1233333 March 8, 2024

Salty Abortion Unincorporated

The Antithesis of Sweet Baby Incorporated, Salty Abortion Unincorporated is a conglomerate of Indie Games Studios and Consultation Firms partially-responsible for the height differences between female and male characters in WWE 2K24 as well as the narrative success of the Arkham Games Series prior to Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League. Their CEO, Vim Hills, is a well-versed businessman who specializes primarily in small business management and utilizes his skillset to support small business ecosystems in Texas, Florida, or generally anywhere that isn't Canada, the European continent, the state of California or the state of New York. Salty Abortion Unincorporated is also known for giving to charities such as Feed The Children and St. Jude Children's Hospital.

"See the news lately?"
"Nah, what's going on?"
"Salty Abortion Unincorporated is at it again, bro."

by ManhattanMollywhopEnjoyer March 21, 2024