When a ladie is giving you "head", before you get off, tell her you have crabs and when she backs her head up and widens her eyes, you blow your load in her eye so she looks like those pictures of sad clowns
John: Dude you should have been at the party last night
The "Russian Cab Driver" aslo known as the less familiar "backseat drunk- rider", is when you have sex with an individual in the anus, while holding their hair with one hand (like you are driving); as you take a shot of vodka.
"Dude, I heard that kid Dylan Russian Cab Drove the captain of the cheerleading team!" Matt: (in a Russian accent) " want to ride my cab?". Girl: " what, the Russian cab driver? Hell yes!"