Game of Points

The "Game of Points" is a mentally disturbing and challenging game in which someone who has absolutely no boundaries is awarded points for doing dirty and unmentionable things. After acquiring so many points the challengee advances to the next level. There are 5 different ranks and limitless levels. You start off with nothing at 25 you become bronze after 50 points you're silver, gold 75 points, platimun 100 points, diamond 125, miner 150 points. Upon reaching 150 points youre bumped down to nothing and start over. you add 1 to each level as you gain points.

Blake: Man did you hear? Brandon just advanced to level 9 platinum.

Garrett: Holy crap you serious?

Blake: Yeah that guy is disturbing.

Garrett: No he's just a boss at the game of points.

Game of Points by Cthulhu Windsloft Paper Master December 6, 2013

bless their pointed heads 

Their pointed head means they have no brain power. Bless their pointed heads means the same as bless them Lord for they are ignorant. They don't know any better than to do what their doing. It is a derogatory statement about someone doing something stupid.

They didn't know it was dangerous to drive a vehicle at night without head lights, bless their pointed heads!

bless their pointed heads by Shuggie March 8, 2017

You're Pointless

A way of roasting a circle.

Unit 11: Circles
Triangle: You're Pointless

You're Pointless by Dropped My Idiot May 29, 2018

paint-scratcher

A parking spot that is so narrow that if the driver/passengers were to open their doors the paint on the car to either side would scratch right off.

Bob: Hey man, look! ROCK STAR PARKING!!
Ray: Nah man, that's a paint-scratcher... Look at those hummers! Find another spot..

paint-scratcher by Paul April 21, 2007

Pint-sizer

Short male usually internally self concious about himself so he resorts to establishing a false identity of being a badass or "gangster". A male shorter than average height who partakes in ego boosting activities such as weight lifting and cheer leading. A small man who surrounds himself with a multitude of bigger men to make himself feel more secure. A little man with an ego of Andre the Giant. A self-proclaimed "gangster" who is short therefore "pint sized".
Syn: douchebag, wankster, wanksterbag, wannabe gangster, little man, small penis, small penis syndrome.

Guy1: Yo, check out that short dude over there with that ridiculous outfit. It's like five below zero outside, why is he wearing a muscle shirt?

Guy2: Cause man, that's a pint-sizer for you.

Pint-sizer by Reel Smart January 10, 2011

Painting da booty 

When a male in a committed relationship (attempting to remain virgin for strongly moral reasons) engages in the repetitive rubbing and twirling of a erect penis on the buttox of his partner, while cuddling or spooning. This action may result in a non-penatrative ejaculation in which more "painting" could result.

Referred to as "painting da booty", since the action resembles an artist's use of a paintbrush on a canvas.

Friend 1: Yo Devon, I heard you were "painting da booty" with Savannah the other night. I respect that, since you remain virgin and retain you're religious convictions and values.

Devon: Yeah man it was pretty awesome, I felt like I was painting the Mona Lisa, but all I had was white paint.

Painting da booty by G-gazam November 7, 2013

paint your wood 

When you ask to paint someone's wood, you are asking to get in a sexual situation with them and cumming all over them. Another way to use it is to ask to get your wood painted, asking to get into a sexual situation and getting cummed on. You also use it by saying that someone's wood got painted.

Example 1-
Guy: to guy or girl: Can I paint your wood?

Example 2-
Guy or girl to guy: Will you paint my wood? OR Can you get my wood painted?

Example 3-
Person to other person: Did you hear that Bob painted Jordan's wood?

paint your wood by SWAGSEX December 26, 2014