A variation of the flicker gooning technique created by the North Korean military. It is a refined version of Aztec flicker gooning that also gives the user an undescribable calm. The technique is performed by flicking the edge of your penis with a ball point pen, which is why some North Koreans have been seen to have scars and pen markings on the tips of their penis. If performed correctly North Korean Flicker Gooning will cause the user to bust within 0.6 seconds, and the semen travels at around 39,000 miles per hour.
The North Korean military has supported and funded research on this technique, as they plan to have it replace their ICBMs by 2030. However due to having a natural proclivity towards the technique it might be implemented into the military as soon as 2026.
The CIA have been hiring cute ripped twinks and have been giving them BBL surgeries so they can hop on Jerk Mate and learn the technique from the North Koreans. Since the mission is classified it is unknown if the has been working or not.
The North Korean military has supported and funded research on this technique, as they plan to have it replace their ICBMs by 2030. However due to having a natural proclivity towards the technique it might be implemented into the military as soon as 2026.
The CIA have been hiring cute ripped twinks and have been giving them BBL surgeries so they can hop on Jerk Mate and learn the technique from the North Koreans. Since the mission is classified it is unknown if the has been working or not.
Man this class is boring I'm gonna watch Lebron edits on my computer and learn North Korean Flicker Gooning.
by TacoThursdayOnATuesday December 07, 2024
When somebody has lived rhere entire life in the Far North Coast and have reached an existential plateau due to lack of oppurtunities that come as consequence to the geographical positioning of the area.
Bloody Bob, all he does is smoke bewgs and drink rivet from aldi. I wish he would just stop Far North COASTING and get out to see what lies beyond.
by Ken777 November 05, 2018
Beautiful independent girls. They are extremely smart and have a lot going for themselves. They aren't easy to get with for they actually value themselves. They are caring and will do anything to help someone. They aren't stupid and know when they are being played. Hoe is not in their vocabulary. They live in the upper east part of the USA. They are Bad and Boujee and can't be broken.
by Cancerforlife February 18, 2017
by t pot February 06, 2019
This is when your bum swells up really badly and can cause huge pain. Its caught from smelling the farts of someone who already has North Korean Bum Disease. Can be treated with around 2 years of bum supplements.
by BumDisease101 April 06, 2018
Obtaining the drug Cocaine and pouring the powder into a Butthole. Once the powder is in the butthole allow someone to proceed to snort it from butthole. As the person or persons get close to snorting, FART. Covering the person or persons face with the cocaine. When they open their eyes after being covered they will now take the appearance of a North Dakota Snow Owl.
by Seth Schuerings December 31, 2023
by Saucy_Gorbachev January 16, 2016