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ninja vanish

The art in leaving a campground without a trace of you ever being there.
Grab your stuff, let's ninja vanish.
by shermstyles January 10, 2014
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chocolate ninja

1. A somewhat-crazed female who takes to hanging around ceilings and yelling, "PANTS!" and other such nonsense at random intervals. Loves sugary things.
2. Someone who steals other peoples' chocolate bars.
1. Start making sense, you damn chocolate ninja!
2. Damn it, a chocolate ninja just stole my candy bar!
by Chocolate Ninja September 30, 2004
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swamp ninja

It is an ugly and/or fat person of asian decent (male or female) which prowls at bars and clubs waiting to “prey (sexually assault)” on unsuspecting drunks with beer goggles. Is related to swamp donkey with a racial connotation.
Dude we have to go get Dave that SWAMP NINJA is trying to take him back to her place.
by throwing star February 22, 2008
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Ninja style

by anx June 5, 2003
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Facebook Ninja

Main Entry: 1ninja(Past ninja-ed, Present ninja-ing, 3rd person present singular ninja-s)
Pronunciation: nin’ja
Function: Verb
Etymology: Sino-Japanese reading of Shinobi, meaning to steal away.

1 : To lurk in the shadows of facebook, stealthily accessing embarrassing notes and wall posts.
2 : A less creepy way of saying stalk or lurk.

The dawn of the 21st century saw the emergence of one of the creepiest inventions known to man; Social networking. So creepy, in fact, that on a top 10 list of Creepiest Things in the World, it would probably sit steadfast in number 3. Behind Japanese adult toys and giant pillows with naked anime characters on them.
Sam: What are you up to?
John: Oh, nothing, just ninjaing on facebook.
Sam: Damn I should have known you are the Facebook Ninja!
by lolonmywall.com February 5, 2010
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Dirt Ninja

–noun, plural. dirt ninja or dirt ninjas.
a member of a Native American tribe or society, skilled in martial arts and stealth, who uses primitive weapons to ambush trespassers.
I never saw that dirt ninja coming, shouldn't he be running a casino somewhere?
by Onigato July 8, 2010
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Field Ninja

Field Ninja - Typically refers to a Field worker in Nor-Cal & Cen-Cal. Due to how much clothing and head wraping gear they have on.
Look at them Field Ninja's workin the Field.
by CenCalNorCal October 25, 2006
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