Any closeted gay man that goes in the basement and jerks off to gay porn while his wife is in long Island with the kids.
by Debbish December 02, 2021
A very depressed individual who spends their time listening to master edgelords like Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, Morissey, and Danzig. Favorite movie is the Crow.
Usually wears black, wears the Crow like makeup, sighs constantly, loves the feeling of sharp objects caressing their skin
Usually wears black, wears the Crow like makeup, sighs constantly, loves the feeling of sharp objects caressing their skin
Some depressed guy: I am a Gothic Dark Lord! Bow down to me and command unto my will! Robert Smith is daddy for dayz!
Some kid: Mommy what's wrong with that man?
Mother: Just some depressed emo kid, son. Don't make eye contact.
Some kid: Mommy what's wrong with that man?
Mother: Just some depressed emo kid, son. Don't make eye contact.
by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom August 19, 2024
Around 175 cm tall, has brown hair and keeps it in a bun most of the time, very cowardly but fast on his feet. Handsome as fuck and does the sects finances and housework, his name is Shang Qinghua. if lost please return to Mobei-jun he gets nervous without his emotional support peak lord.
“Have you seen the An Ding Peak lord? Mobei-jun is about to have a mental breakdown. Oh no he’s crashing out”
“Are you the An Ding peak lord?”
“Are you the An Ding peak lord?”
by Sad_Hamster January 23, 2025
by The Real Lord Ramen December 29, 2020
A person who watches the same TV show or movie or listens to the same song an unreasonable amount of times.
by Reptilesrcool July 23, 2022
A child of the lord is one who does not sin. (Or suck dick) This child has opened their heart to Jesus Christ to guide her through all the bullshit he put her throughin the first place.
SYNONYMS: child of god
Savannah
Child of jesus
SYNONYMS: child of god
Savannah
Child of jesus
by Savannah aka c.o.t April 21, 2017
A Lord Stan is someone with either the name Alex or Stan. This person is generally quite large, in a good way, but likes to show everyone he is larger. A Lord Stan is one of the kings of the lads - he will use his resources to provide a rave cave, and will always be that one guy at the party who downs 2 bottles of Malibu. Who knows, maybe your Lord Stan is still a virgin too?
'Johnny is such a good guy - he's just a proper lad, always providing entertainment with the boys, but sadly not with the girls. Such a Lord Stan!'
by puckmeister April 29, 2022