Italian Massage

A massage involving Italian pizza ingredients, where the masseuse works tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and dough into a patron's muscular tissue.

"I give-a you a Italian Massage...you gonna poop, it's gonna be stinky, but it's gonna be good. Voila!"

by Avergae Jodecci July 29, 2025

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Italune

Summer Dissociation - Summer grief after living your dream life - The soft mourning that follows a perfect summer, especially one lived in a place that felt like home you’ve never had. A seasonal ache triggered by the contrast between lived peace and current restlessness.

Coming back home, I felt nothing but Italune

by icecreamsoupcargo August 2, 2025

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Italic

A slur for someone with Ehlers Danlos Syndrome - their joints are all jacked up so they cant stand straight and just lean over like italics

Look at that dirty Italic over there - wonky ass looking bitch can’t even sit straight

by Wonka_Boi August 2, 2025

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Italicaputredocerebriphobia

The fear (but usually the severe hatred) of Italian Brainrot. Most of the Italicaputredocerebriphobics you find are most likely users on the website Comic Studio.

Me: "I tried to show my friend my new Italian Brainrot character: Perronito Pastelito, but when I showed it him; he started to say some rude stuff about him."

Teacher: "Oh, nothing much to complain about then. I think your friend just has Italicaputredocerebriphobia."

by HelloLarvaRed August 12, 2025

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