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Free Bird Challenge

In the 1973 Lynyrd Skynyrd hit song "Free Bird", vocalist Ronnie Van Zant sings the line "Lord knows I can't change". What he is referring to is the fact that he shit himself and cannot change his pants. This is a direct metaphor for the act of free thinking and rebelling against established authority, and was a hidden instruction regarding the challenge. The challenge, therefore, consists of shitting yourself while listening to the entire almost 10 minute song and not changing your pants until the song is over, or even longer if you can. Doing so will heighten your spiritual senses and leave you on a higher plane of thought and existence.
Chris took the Free Bird Challenge last night, ever since he has been a changed man. He claims to have had his third eye opened and can see the inner machinations of the universe itself.
by jmason1352 May 15, 2021
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Moroccan Free Spirit

A page started in 2018. It used to publish art and related stuff. Now, it posts stuff and shit.
Some dick online:"Hey, where do you get these funny memes from?"
Me:"From Moroccan Free Spirit"
by Definitelynotabot June 14, 2019
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Fap free february

Fap free February means that you are not allowed to fap (masturbate) for the entire month of February.
Hey Edvard, how is fap free February going?
Not good, I lost first day of the month.
by ProFilosofer69 October 27, 2020
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guts in free fall

When you first are surprised that one you love deeply is leaving forever, it feels like your body stayed on the plane but feel your guts in free fall!
When l found out Rosalind was leaving, l felt my guts in free fall!
by I, Wreckerrr July 25, 2021
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Free slushie and pretzel

Usually when people want free stuff they ask for slushie and pretzel only from 7-Eleven, because 7-Eleven is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here you go lil Timmy, here is your free slushie and pretzel.
by Free slushie and pretzel January 31, 2018
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Free throw hoe

Definition is, a girl who is easy to have sex with.

Who does not much effort to have her agree to

Have intercourse, probably because of a low self-esteem or imagined status gained
You should hit up Sara for sex she a "free throw hoe"
by Drewbonix&chronic November 12, 2021
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Free head Friday

Head that given every Friday
Yo it Friday u know what time it is for short it’s Free head friday
by Knee down head up suck up April 7, 2019
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