hipster

1. a dilettante with consequential views on fashion

2. a white person on the L train between Union Square and Lorimer

hipsters are found in esoteric music venues jaw dropping to bad music

by flute727 March 20, 2007

hippy crack

also known as bubblehash or bubble. the best of the best of the best of the best hashish. usually made with water and ice. it bubbles and sizzles like melting plastic when you smoke it! usually too expensive or rare for most to experience! (hahahahA!)

yo! got some kickazz hippycrack here man...let's burn it!

by Dirty D! August 3, 2005

Hipster

the definition of a "Hipster" are a knock off brand name Scene kid. They lean up against brick walls and smoke only camel Turkish royals, and have shaggy mop headed hair styles, with skinny jeans so tight you'd imagine they would have dick. They listen to gay ass crab-core bands like attack attack and other scremo filth. They are always trying to give light shows and bring their Rave Gloves with them erywhere.

Alec: hey kevin?
Kevin: yeah bro-ku?
Alec: i think your a hipster dude.... im just sayin
Kevin: yo Nahh dude.
Alec: like for real dude...
Kevin: i know i am but shut up!
Alex: ^lol

by The HoIy Diver March 4, 2011

mom hips

Having hips that stick out and make your body look uneven, kind of like your typical soccer mom, unlike regular nice hips, these in particular are weird looking and unattractive.

"Damn did you see Hannah in those jeans?" "Ugh yeah she got some mom hips like a soccer mom."

by Sovietmobile February 28, 2017

Hippy

Losers with long hair who smoke dope, drop acid, and listen to shitty bands like the beattles, hendrix, zepplin, and all that other shit from the 70's and 60's.

Hippy 1: I love Jimmy Hendrix I jack off to him man

Hippy 2: Whoa me too man

by GRRRRRRRR September 1, 2006

hipster

The only definition of a "hipster" is that he is a person who can stand on certain street corners in any foreign big city in the world and connect for pot or junk without knowing the language, it all makes you want to go back to America to Harry Truman's face.

As defined by Jack Kerouac in Desolation Angels (book two, part one, chapter seventeen)

whole gangs of mexican hipsters mill around, most of them with mustaches, all broke, quite a few of italian and cuban descent. some of them even write poetry, as i found later.

by Bull Hubbard May 1, 2010

Hipster

wants to be indie, but is not

you = hipster

by frodo smith January 4, 2010