fruit fairy

A gay man that tries to convert straight men into homosexuality so they can sleep with them

Dennis: john wood tried to take me to his room guys, he’s a fucking fruit fairy

by Augonurban February 15, 2023

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth

Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation

by Madetyro August 11, 2018

Damn Fruit

When your just trying to enjoy some delicious fruit and someone interrupts you.

I was minding my DAMN buisness eating some DAMN fruit!!!

by mrsmartypantz September 30, 2023

fruit pounder

how one would have sex with a girl like if they were having sex with a fruit.

Omg! you’ll never guess what i walked into this morning seen Kevin doing to a grapefruit!! he was being a fruit pounder!!

by jaaycaat November 29, 2023

Cubed Fruit

Jordi Long

Jordi Long is a cubed fruit

by Shorid October 1, 2020

Fruit Cup's Faggot《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perinal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Fruit Cup's Faggot《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025

fruit snacks

a thing you like to eat, if there's no other kind of snack

Fruit snacks again! FFFFFf

by i suck 534 March 1, 2019