The definitive method of masturbation in which you hold out your hand in a high five and slap your dick as hard as possible until climax.
Frank: I had the best orgasm last night.
Bill: Did Sarah blow you?
Frank: Nope, I did the Five Finger Fangle Fop.
Bill: Did Sarah blow you?
Frank: Nope, I did the Five Finger Fangle Fop.
by Shaft_H September 11, 2016
Get the Five Finger Fangle Fopmug. Noun: A classification of "power bottom" you achieve after becoming victorious in gladiatorial combat against your fellow "Real Gays" at least four times.
Qualification:
--last a long time
--devoured the souls of your enemies.
--Collected over 10000 experience points
Qualification:
--last a long time
--devoured the souls of your enemies.
--Collected over 10000 experience points
Conversation:
Hey did you hear June is a power bottom?
No way! What level?
Five, he defeated Ricky last week.
Oh man, level five power bottoms are the best.
Sentence: "June didn't become a level five power bottom until he had successfully sparred all the other gay men in the chat for Sam's love"
Hey did you hear June is a power bottom?
No way! What level?
Five, he defeated Ricky last week.
Oh man, level five power bottoms are the best.
Sentence: "June didn't become a level five power bottom until he had successfully sparred all the other gay men in the chat for Sam's love"
by DuckingOut March 23, 2017
Get the level five power bottommug. A phrase which reminds people that a feeling of encouragement (in this case, a high five) is what holds a community (neighborhood) together. Can be said right before giving a high five as an introduction.
by Uncle Everybodydies February 17, 2010
Get the five keeps the neighborhood alivemug. by Ihatemakingnewnames February 15, 2020
Get the New Jersey high fivemug. A dick punch that is used by kneeling down and upper cutting someone on the bottom of the ballsack for maximum pain.
by Five Finger Dick Punch May 31, 2016
Get the Five Finger Dick Punchmug. The awkward turtle high five is a two man version of the regular awkward turtle.
Each person takes part in a regular high five, however, once hands have collided mid air, you keep your hands touching and then you each rotate your thumb as you move your hands upward, almost as if the awkward turtle was going for a swim into the sky.
The awkward turtle high five can be used in situations to overcome awkward moments, or just for fun.
Each person takes part in a regular high five, however, once hands have collided mid air, you keep your hands touching and then you each rotate your thumb as you move your hands upward, almost as if the awkward turtle was going for a swim into the sky.
The awkward turtle high five can be used in situations to overcome awkward moments, or just for fun.
"Dude! Happy Birthday!"
"Um..My birthday was last week."
"Oh. Right."
"Yeah."
"Awkward turtle high five?!?!"
"Awkward turtle high five!"
*awkward turtle high five occurs*
"Um..My birthday was last week."
"Oh. Right."
"Yeah."
"Awkward turtle high five?!?!"
"Awkward turtle high five!"
*awkward turtle high five occurs*
by pseudonymforellie September 25, 2009
Get the Awkward Turtle High Fivemug. by Pumpychef June 9, 2017
Get the Jeremy Corbyn high fivemug.