facebook fake sexyness

someone who looks really hot on facebook profile picture, but in real life they are butt ugly.

Sam: How was your date
nevin: The girl was so ugly, but on facebook she was hot though.
Sam: She has Facebook fake sexyness for sure than.

by qweef shady June 29, 2011

Hovag's fake yeezys

Hovag's fake yeezys.

Person 1: You like my new shoes vro?
Person 2: MAAAAAnn those look more faker than Hovag's fake yeezys.

by lil cont April 20, 2018

fake Prada bag

When you go to New York City and some dirty ass street peddler offers you a 'great deal' on a fake Prada bag for only 25 dollars, you turn it down, because youre not sure. So when they offer you two for 15 you kindly accept, eager to tell your friends what a great deal you just made. Then, 5 minutes later you get mugged by a pointman who saw you open your rich tourist wallet on the street, you stupid fuck. Then you drive 3 hours home and all you have is a fucking fake Prada bag that you compare to your friends fake Louis Vitton bag.

damn, 2 bags for only 15 bucks, that shit's fake!

by TapRootDan August 24, 2005

WACO-FAKE-O

The current U.S.President,who is the son of G.H.W.Bush the scion of a wealthy and treacherous nazi supporting family during WW 2 who sometimes resides at his ranch in the Waco,Texas vicinity.Due to his dishonesty and deceitfullness he is known as the Waco Fake-o.

That guy is crooked as a mare`s leg,a real waco fake-o!

by FRANK PIERCE November 17, 2003

fake rack ranch

See Lakewood Ranch Florida. ALL the MILFs have plastic tits and look like desperate housewives. All people in Lakewood ranch have drugs and money.

Yo dude I am heading to fake rack ranch.
Why Dude?
Its lawn mowing day and those cougars be wearin high heels and bikini tops. Those bitches got money.

by bob12345677890 September 18, 2012

fake “British“ girl

A girl who thinks she is the last soda in the desert. She thinks that if it doesn't affect her, she doesn't have to help. She will not help you if she thinks you are her rival. Victim is made to be the favorite of teachers. The majority of the class is ashamed of her. She has very few friends since nobody tolerates her. Her "friends" are starting to hate her. She is irritating. If you know her and she treats you well it is because she thinks that you will not overcome her. She is probably obsessed with a boy who doesn't pay attention to her. Ah... Yeah.. She's not a clown, she's a entire circus.

Ew, here comes the accent fake “British“ girl, don't be her friend

by cuffedpringles November 26, 2019

Fake non-dick

Person who is a dick but pretends not to be one

Harvey Weinstein, Tom Ashbrook and the guy from Minnesota are fake non-dicks.

by jlb0576 January 6, 2018