I LOVE ETHAN SO MUCH WHAT THE FUCK IM LITERALLY BAWLING MY EYES OUT RN. ETHAN IS THE MOST SWEETEST GUY EVER BUT ALSO REALLY BITCHY TO HIS FAMILY MEMBERS BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES I LOVE ETHAN. (he doesn’t know me cuz he’s my hallway crush.)
Girl 1: yo look it’s ethan
me: OMG WHAT THE FUCK DO I LOOK GOOD OMG ITS ETHAN I LOVE ETHAN I WISH I WAS I HIS ARMS RN
girl 1: ok
me: OMG WHAT THE FUCK DO I LOOK GOOD OMG ITS ETHAN I LOVE ETHAN I WISH I WAS I HIS ARMS RN
girl 1: ok
by ilovefrankocean123 October 19, 2023
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Get the Ethanmug. by unus annus my beloved November 25, 2021
Get the mark and ethanmug. 
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is the most focused, disciplined, passionate, and hardworking person you can ever meet. If you have a problem you should go to Ethan, he is a literal genius. Ethan is an extra introvert who loves anything to do with self-development, business, and anything financial education related. He may be the greatest Entrepreneur you can meet and he is definitely the best at his craft. Ethan may be the guy you picked on in your middle to high school years that you end up working for. Ethan is funny, cute and so much more, you need an Ethan in your life!
by Vivid_Demand December 2, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. 
Ethan is that really dumb kid that always wants rot be in the center of attention. He will always want attention, and is the most annoying person you will ever meet. He smells like a toilet walking around all day, and you shouldn’t be friends with him. This is a warning. Don’t hang out with an Ethan.
Hey guys, I got a 78 on my test! My mom will get me something from McDonalds!
No one cares, Ethan. Go take a bath.
No one cares, Ethan. Go take a bath.
by JacksonTheFortniteGod September 24, 2020
Get the Ethanmug.