the big poppa douche; a douche duffel is a person who is the biggest possible douche. douche duffels are people who are not only behemoth in stature, but also behemoth in thier degree of doucheness.
oh my god man, that guy was such a douche duffel i couldn't help but stop and stare, but then i had to book it at the last minute so his wide load didn't own my ass
by Bean6969 March 13, 2008
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What's worse than a girl that douches? A girl that leaves a puddle of used douche solution on the floor...Douche Puddle.
What's worse than a girl that douches? A girl that leaves a puddle of used douche solution on the floor...Douche Puddle.
Jim: Man, Trey got two different girls pregnant last night...
Charles: What a douche puddle...
Jim: Yeah, rampantly douche.
Charles: What a douche puddle...
Jim: Yeah, rampantly douche.
by bri0n January 15, 2008
Get the douche puddle mug.Similar to douche bag but much more offensive. An insult that should be used for only the worst kind of asshole. Similar to a dirty mother fucker
Literal Definition:
A douche mother is the douche that your mother used to clean out her vagina after she gave birth to you.
Literal Definition:
A douche mother is the douche that your mother used to clean out her vagina after she gave birth to you.
by Jane Brane January 6, 2008
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Get the douche vomit mug.1: A bar-hopping womanizer (smells like alcohol and is in and out of a different woman each week)
2: A man in a relationship with multiple women at the same time.
2: A man in a relationship with multiple women at the same time.
1: Man, Fred is such a community douche. I wish he'd pick up a girl somewhere other than a bar or a strip club for once.
2: After that threesome, I felt like a community douche. I was spent and a half.
2: After that threesome, I felt like a community douche. I was spent and a half.
by "The Fox" May 21, 2008
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by alpinestar March 22, 2009
Get the Douche House mug.Same as a Radar except picks up the doucheness in a human being. The average douche-dar is accurate up to 65 yards.
Ron: Aye hit this gilbey's vodka up cuddie.
Dylan: Na, my mom will smell it on me when i come home tomorrow.
Logan: I think im picking some one up on my douche-dar. I'm pretty sure it's Dylan.
Jack: Stuey ass Dylan.
Dylan: Na, my mom will smell it on me when i come home tomorrow.
Logan: I think im picking some one up on my douche-dar. I'm pretty sure it's Dylan.
Jack: Stuey ass Dylan.
by Ron Legit June 24, 2008
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