douche choochery

Showing signs of being both a douche and a chooch at the same time.

Brad was such a drunk assclown at the party he was given a writ of douche choochery by a group of his peers.

by Rob Snow December 9, 2008

douche vomit

The mixture of water vingar and vaginal secretion that come out when a women douches

She filled the toilet with douche vomit

by belial47 May 20, 2008

douche ticket

like the insult douchebag, but more fun to say

"stop being such a douche ticket"

"that ref is a douche ticket"

"her boyfriend is a complete douche ticket"

by northeastcollegekid February 12, 2012

Douche Manure

Is a person who thinks they are the shit, when in fact they are a piece of shit and a douche to boot.

Mortimer: Hey guys I just got 1600 on my SATS.

Me: Shut up Mort, you Douche Manure.

by Mountain Dewche April 15, 2009

eye douche

a term used for saline solution or contact solution.

My contacts are dried out, I need to get some eye douche.

by txmom74 September 30, 2010

Douche Smolt

A young person or kid who is acting like a complete and utter douche bag. A play on salmon smolt which spawn and swim out to sea- a douche smolt spawns and migrates to where it can be the most douchey, around older douche bags.

That little kid is a pathetic douche smolt. Look how he migrates toward all those big groups of douche bags.

by The_JDH July 24, 2009

Douche Bag

A person who uses spell check as a form of internet trolling because their to lame to come up with something witty or clever!!!

Your a fucking douche bag!

Your as in "you are" is spelled you're.

Well I'm not writing a fucking term paper but thanks for proving my point douche bag!!!

by nataSdoG September 24, 2011