something I have
depression is defined as not liking yourself or wanting to hurt yourself "when I think killing myself is the only thing I think to think"
by anonymous December 27, 2021
Get the depressionmug. 
Depression feels like falling into a dark hole and there is no one there to help you up. You feel like dying. You feel lonely. You want to tell someone but it's like you're being choked. If you have depression or you know someone who does, please help them.
by A DepressedPerson July 27, 2019
Get the Depressionmug. A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.
I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle
by DanTheWan August 12, 2023
Get the Depression jackmug. by atifydepressy October 27, 2021
Get the Depressionmug. by The most awesome April 18, 2019
Get the Penile depressionmug. Let me explain this wonderful term ...
It is a sunny , warm morning , you lay on the grass and the wind is blowing through your fineass hair ... you look around and feel wonderful as if you can feel the earth breathing , then a wonderful fineass man like jack gyllenhaal gets down on you , best bj you ever had.. but suddenly you witness a feeling of darkness because you know jack is just a simulation by the matrix , that wonderful ass orgasm is not real ... u’re getting depressed BUT in a good way because you know you won’t lose your beloved jack , he will always be in ur heart
It is a sunny , warm morning , you lay on the grass and the wind is blowing through your fineass hair ... you look around and feel wonderful as if you can feel the earth breathing , then a wonderful fineass man like jack gyllenhaal gets down on you , best bj you ever had.. but suddenly you witness a feeling of darkness because you know jack is just a simulation by the matrix , that wonderful ass orgasm is not real ... u’re getting depressed BUT in a good way because you know you won’t lose your beloved jack , he will always be in ur heart
Friend: “Hey , did you play the last of us?”
Me:” yeah dude, it gave me an depressed orgasm.”
Friend:” damn nice !”
Me:” yeah dude, it gave me an depressed orgasm.”
Friend:” damn nice !”
by Yeva.jam December 14, 2017
Get the depressed orgasmmug.