interview date

A realistic first date.

Potential distrustful but direct couple on interview date-

Female interviewer- Would you rape a female or a child?
Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Do you expect me to believe that?

Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Have you ever hurt something you loved with a machete?
Male Interviewee- No, why?
Female interviewer- Me neither, but this is about you.

Male Interviewer- Would you stab a guy 16 times or cut his head off in his sleep?
Female Interviewee- No.
Male Interviwer- Do you expect me to believe that?
Female Interviewee- No, I mean, not any more. There was a time when people would have believed me.

by The Original Agahnim December 02, 2021

J-Date

An appointment set amongst friends in order to go blow some trees. Aka a joint date.

Mark: Hey man, I got this good good Jared Kushner from my hookup yesterday.
John: Aww yea, wanna go on a j-date?

by devilscupcakes March 26, 2018

Blind Date

To have your dinner partner blindfold themselves while you spit caviar through a straw

"My date Bailey and I were set up on a blind date."

"Did it go well?"
"No, she said the caviar tasted worse than her ass getting rammed by a semi truck"

by That-Guy-Jerry December 17, 2022

e dating

relationships that are built upon in game currency and how you dress, these relationships, unlike most natural ones. Do NOT last. It's highly recommended to do anything you can to AVOID this.

e dating is something most seen in roblox

if u e date you probably like 4 hours away and you fell in love with roblox avatars and their voice (stop e dating while you still can)

by labronjamesishot August 09, 2022

E-dating

dating someone over the internet

person 1: "me and 'artic' have been e-dating for 8 months now!"

person 2: "that sounds kinda lame feek
person 1: "e-dating is fun
#e-dating

by Nootro June 10, 2019

stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses

just stop. it’s a dictionary, not a put your birthday saying its the coolest ever book.

“Dude I just made a definition for Apri-“
“stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses. this is called a dictionary for a reason.”

by flatwaterbottle June 03, 2022

On-Blind Date

A first face-to-face date with a stranger met online.

After weeks of instant messaging, I finally agreed to an on-blind date with this girl I met on Match.com.

by fulfreez May 27, 2011