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Depression

"Are you depressed?"

"No, I am depression."

"Oh-kayyy then."
by Demon of The Bridge September 18, 2021
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herbal depression

Deppression caused by herbal substances ( perferbably herbal tea)
This is the face of herbal depression-_-
by Herbalteadeppression April 23, 2018
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Finnie depression

the feeling you get when you see Finn Wolfhard and you obsess over him everyday and you are in love with everything about him and you just love his laugh ,personality and looks but he doesn’t know you and the only way you will ever be something in his life is in your dreams
Sees Finn edit* this gives me Finnie depression
by Finnie135 January 16, 2021
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depression dating

Being with someone you don't particular enjoy spending time with, but makes things a little better in the long run.
I used to feel like absolute shit in my room at night but since I started depression dating Sarah, I've been eating dinner again.
by JayBlack November 25, 2018
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Depressed

Sociopathic definition on one of or a combination of "bored out of my skull," "feeling nostolgic," &/or "that bland sensation you have when you're not laughing or preoccupied."
1) Nothing she found online at her usual entertainment sites was clicking with her. The fails weren't funny & the articles weren;t interesting. Depressed, she pondered whether she should replay a video game or reread a book.

2) She became depressed when she compared modern times to the early 90s, wondering how children growing up with talentless musicians, bland fashions, brain-dead plastic celebrities, & intelligence-frying reality shows would turn out as adults.

3) She was in a funk that day & needed a continuous stream of lulz to life her depression.
by Likalaruku November 2, 2009
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Post-nutal depression

The existential crisis that occurs after nutting
Friend 1: I just jerked off and now I’m sad
Friend 2: bro I think you’re suffering from post-nutal depression
by ThePropertyBrothers November 3, 2019
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Depressed

Depression is for pussies. If you are depressed you are a pussy.
Hanae: Hi dude, are you alright?
Panda: No, I'm depressed.
Hanae: HAHA pussy.
by hampythehamster July 24, 2018
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