chuck norris
Do not fuck with chuck norris, or you will get roundhouse kicked in the face faster than you can say nothing.
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Chuck Norris
God created Adam and Eve.
He got bored with Adam, so created Chuck Norris.
Chuck got pissed, so killed Adam, and fucked the bejesus out of his wife.
He populated the entire earth, because all of the sperm roundhouse kicked the eggs into coming into the womb to be fertilised.
He got bored with Adam, so created Chuck Norris.
Chuck got pissed, so killed Adam, and fucked the bejesus out of his wife.
He populated the entire earth, because all of the sperm roundhouse kicked the eggs into coming into the womb to be fertilised.
Chuck Norris by Son Of Norris October 6, 2008
Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris
He is the most awesome person and will pwn ur face with his unstopable roundhouse kick. He is also the king of the universe.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars, thats why there no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris invented water.
China used to border North America, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it through the Earth and up the other side.
Automobiles were made to get away from Chuck Norris, not be outdone he invented the car accident.
The reason why the universe is expanding is because it is trying to get away from Norris.
The Boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night.
Spiderman was bit by a radioactive spider, Chuck Norris was bit by a radioactive god.
Chuck Norris invented water.
China used to border North America, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it through the Earth and up the other side.
Automobiles were made to get away from Chuck Norris, not be outdone he invented the car accident.
The reason why the universe is expanding is because it is trying to get away from Norris.
The Boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night.
Spiderman was bit by a radioactive spider, Chuck Norris was bit by a radioactive god.
Chuck Norris by eman7770777 October 7, 2010